Wednesday 26th – Thursday 27th July, 8.30pm
“39 RENAISSANCE BABIES WHO CAN’T EVEN.” “33 DOGS THAT CANNOT EVEN HANDLE IT RIGHT NOW.”
They just can’t. They simply cannot.
They’ve Already Won is a rigorous appraisal of our cultural moment performed by two idiots who are at risk of actually getting drunk on stage.
If this is how we talk about things that don’t matter, how do we talk about how we are literally going to actually die? It’s all our fault, and there’s nothing we can do about it?
In pantsuits and pom poms that are totally ~on fleek~, Harriet and Pierce are going to straight-up wrestle with the fact that the world is an evil and selfish place. And they won’t get distracted on the internet. Not even once. Maybe once.
In a world of hyperbolic sharing, what happens when you’ve already said this is the worst thing you’ll see all week and then something even worse happens? What is the actual best thing? Is it this show?
“Thought-provoking, utterly madcap and hilariously quirky.” Canberra Times
“You literally have to see this.” TheMusic.com
“Stop whatever you’re doing, and see They’ve Already Won.” Arts Review, Perth
“It’s f#$king awesome.” Time Out Sydney (Critic’s Pick)
Nominated for Best Theatre – 2017 Perth Fringe
Running time: 60 minutes
Created and Performed by Harriet Gillies & Pierce Wilcox